fuck tyler, fuck me, fuck you.
too cute.
August 2011
83 posts
typical peace sign whaddup from the upper east side, yall.
this morning i woke feeling like i’ve been run over. got two hours of sleep the other night, but recovered a bit last night. my feet are destroyed from walking 40+ blocks. but i feel great. i’m here with close frans and east coast best coast is mah home boy.
yet i have so much shit to deal with in chicago. my landlord is being odd, im in job limbo aaaaaand i got a red light ticket apparently.
yikes, bikes. of course my first traffic violation is in chicago. and of course it was this summer. THE SUMMER OF URR THANG THAT COULD GO WRONG, DID.
but i’m still happy, content and ready to take on all this b.s.
riiight?
HOME WITH A DIET COKE AND VMAS ON MY DVR.
~Mistsong
had two beers and managed to make it home on the train from logan square! only took me an hour with a train delay but i maaaaaade it!
TAKE THAT, TIME!
but i will feel accomplished once i’m in the cab on my way to midway. till then, later chicago. i need a break from you. east coast, best coast!
i am going to make my flight. repeat. I AM GOING TO MAKE MY FLIGHT.
TIME IS URR THANG.
cool fucking painting or photo or whatever, eh?
eep. FOCUS, FOZ.
my friend’s friend rented out a bar basically to watch the vmas. bahahhahahaha. i am going to have ONE BEER. and leave at 11 PM and go STRAIGHT HOME.
STRAIGHT HOME TO BED.
taxi is picking me up 4AM. flight leaves 6AM. blerg.
I WILL NOT, HOWEVER, MISS MY FLIGHT DUE TO DRUNKEN ABSURDITIES. BEEN THERE, DONE THAT. st. paddys and fourth of july…..
yeeeesh.
HA. I WISH I HAD HER #TYPICALDAMSELINDISTRESSWHITEGIRLPROBLEMS
because we all know what happens to black girls who are damsels in distress………..
………….
seriously though. what happens? anyone? anyone? bueller?
Not Cool.
Because you have power, doesn’t mean you should abuse it. Throwing threats around bout thievery, really? That’s not only unprofessional but hurtful. You don’t even know me. So don’t throw around accusations that you can never, ever back up. Thanks and I promise you’ll never have to “deal with me” again.
RAMBLINGS.
it’d be nice if i didn’t wake up urr morning with my ankles hurting, my head swimming, nose running and a coughing fit.
allergies are such poo.
as for my weak ankles, i need to find some better shoes. herro birkenstocks. i’m gay for it.
ALSO i had a dream about tina fey. i was at a sushi bar and she was sitting on the other side of the bar with the sous chef and was just non stop cracking jokes about her new babe, penolope athena. damnit, i wish i could remember because it wasn’t really her making the jokes, it was my subconscious and i was all like “damn, this is girl is hilar” in my mind.
IT WAS ACTUALLY ME THAT WAS BEING HILAR!!
henry caville is impressed.
BITCHES BOW DOWN!!!
even the only thing i consistently watch on cbs is ‘60 minutes’ (seriously, but i hate andy rooney like any sane person), and college bball, i will tune in to this for my baby girl SMG! sarah michelle, it’s been too long girl. TOO. FUCKING. LONG.
i feel a mixture of #smh and happiness for all yall getting in to FNL now and the magnanimity* that is tim riggins.
i mean, you do realize it was nearly cancelled three times you fucks…!
herro…
*GRE word. these are gonna be poppin’ up urr where you guys so get used it. dictionary.com or fucking merriam-webester that shit!
IT'S TRUE. I'M GOING TO BE BRENDA SONG'S BEBE'S GODMOTHER AFTER ALL!
umm so i guess congrats are in order?
